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	<title>AtomFilms: New Boobs</title>
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    Our heroine believes she only has two small problems that keep her from attracting her dream man. How far will one woman go to get noticed?
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	<title>Before There Is Nothing Left</title>
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    History will remember George W. Bush for his impunity. He does whatever he wants, much of it in plain view, because he knows that the American people, collectively, are like the RMS Titanic: We take a long time to recognize trouble; by the time we do, our core is torn open by an iceberg.

When he conceals something, you can be sure that there is
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	<title>Breaking News: Something Happening In Haiti</title>
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    THE ONION NEWS NETWORK: Important news about something out of Haiti&#039;s capital today. Don Abrams reports live.
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	<title>New Couch Practically Begging To Be Puked On</title>
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    THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting:
Friends of Brent Jureston say there&#039;s little hope that anything will prevent his newly delivered couch from being splattered with vomit.
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	<title>Apple Recalls iPhone: Forgot To Include Phone Feature</title>
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    In what could prove to be the most embarrassing misstep in consumer electronics history, Apple Inc. announced today that it would recall its entire production run of the Apple iPhone after discovering that it had failed to include a &quot;phone&quot; feature in the much-hyped handheld device.
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